Friday, October 17, 2008

We're Milkin' It





Lots of people do lots of fun stuff with their free time... we milk cows at Wheeler Farm. $1.00 per squirt. You may wonder why? I recently took an MI class.
This guy named Kagen has this theory that people learn in different ways. For me it was an "ah ha" moment for my daughters, I came to a realization that my girls are naturalistic learners.
Rock collections, discovery channel, leaf collections, are all things that make it difficult for me to walk Paris to school. It's a 10 minute walk that takes us at least 30. "Look at this, smell that, hold this" all phrases that end with me yelling, "come on girls!!!"
Naturalistic learners do the best when they are in nature. They find patterns in nature, they notice things that others would never notice, they remember odd facts, like names of obscure flowers, or habitat behaviors of random insects. These things totally describe Paris. I'm not sure if Berlynn collects things because Paris does, or if she's also the same type of learner.
For any of you that have spent any amount of time with Paris and I, you know that we are the same in all the wrong ways, and different in all the wrong ways. We seem to knock heads a lot. I actually love my job because it helps me to think about things like learning styles and childhood development. It also gives me breathing room from Paris so that I can be calm and collected in my parenting approach when stuff hits the fan.
I have been hoping to reach Paris, and build our relationship, through her learning style. So yesterday, day one of my UEA break, we spent the whole day outside at Liberty Park. 10:30 am - 4:00pm. We played with friends at the park. We fed the ducks, ran up and down the big hill, ate lunch at the gazebo on the island, and examined pine cones. It was a great day, minus the McDonald's rescue extravaganza.
We stopped for ice cream. In the play place Berlynn spyed a bouncy ball in the middle part where kids aren't allowed to go. She has a ball fetish. She collects bouncy balls, I know it's awesome. Somehow she scrunched her head between the gate and the floor and got the ball. The problem came when she couldn't execute the same strategy to exit. Yup, she was stuck, and the gate had a lock. Fortunately the McDonalds manager couldn't find the key! Lucky for us, a higgly town hero works at McDonald's. One of the employees, we'll just call him Julio, took of the apron and hopped the fence. Julio threw Berlynn over to me and the crowd cheered with relief. Ok, I'm exaggerating a little. My friend Tara was with me. We really were a little worried about my stuck little Berlynn.
I got a little sidetracked, anyway, today, day 2 of my UEA vacation, I had a lot of cleaning to do, so Paris decided to make a picnic and go out front with Berlynn and their Meba pets. They were out their on their picnic blanket for 2 hours, looking at clouds, pointing at things, and soaking up the last of the annual sun! I got so much done!
We had planned to meet my friend Jenn to take our kids bowling, which is always fun. Jenn is my friend that did my extensions. That's right my hair is long. Cher long! Anyway, after we bowled, Christina (my neighbor and good friend) and I took the kids to wheeler farm where the girls were able to milk the cow, pet the horses, poke at rabbits, and drive tractors.
At the end of the day I always ask the girls what the favorite part of their day was. Paris, who usually tells me her whole day was bad, said the best part of her day today was the whole day, aside from when she spoke sharp with me which she regretted! She actually felt bad about saying mean things to me! It's a small victory, but I'm milking it for all it's worth. Maybe Kagen did know what he was talking about!




My Special Paris, a toothless wonder!



My hair doesn't look it's greatest today, but here it is, long! Aside from the weave itch, it's really fun. Oh, and it takes like an hour to blow dry. I think the last time I posted a picture of myself I had short blond hair. It's so fun to change things up. I really think I could pull off the Cher thing for Halloween! What? I believe in life after love!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Livin' La Vida Loca

No, no, I'm not a Ricky Martin fan. Not really. But that one song just seems to fit my life right now! My life is nuts, Ricky Martin just sums it up well for me right now.
School started for me in mid August. This year I teach 10th and 11th grades. It's fun, but again with the crazy. I'll share a moment in class that had me bursting into tears of laughter.
Me: blablablabla (pretty sure that's all the students hearing, although if they would have listened they would have learned how to solve all the problems of the world, naturally).
Student A: ( I call on him because his hand is raised) What does the word crucible actually mean?
Me: (in my mind, "crap I know I read that last night but cant remember... um um um")
Student A: Do you want me to look it up?
Me: No, this is exactly what I'm talking about with the note paper I just handed out. On the section where it says "questions" write down your questions. Then when we come to it, jot down the answer. I'm planning on talking about the word crucible because there is a very good reason why Arthur Miller called it The Crucible (although I can't remember it, hahaha). When you hear the answer write it down and if I don't answer it please raise your hand or talk to me after class about any unanswered questions.
Student A: But I just raised my hand...
Me: (hmmmm good point, hurry call on someone else oohhhoohhh another student has his hand raised).
Student B: (after being called on) So do we write...
Me: (after calling on student B I turn to student A who has his hand raised again) Did I not answer your question (on purpose)?
Student A: Well...
Student B: (throwing his hands in the air) you just called on me! I raised my hand!
Me: I'm sorry your right, what was your question?
Student B: (starting again)...
Me: (noise in my brain) silence. What was that again?
Student B: (sarcastically frustrated, throwing the paper off his desk starting again) blablabla
Me: (I can't hear him WHAT is wrong with me today!?!) I'm sorry. Now what was that again?
Student B: (sigh) Woman! You are hard to communicate with!!!
Class: hahahahahahahaha
Me:(Jeremy? Jeremy? I know your in here! You told him to say that!) hahahahahaha!

Background:
I spend the majority of 2nd period holding a strait face, because 2nd period is a tough class, 30 boys, 4 girls. The majority of the boys are on the football team. Previous occasions have resulted in wall squats as an intervention. I couldn't think of anything else for this group. These kids love to distract the class with jokes on a regular basis. I use all of my "no laugh energy" in 2nd period. When it hit me during 3rd period I couldn't hold it together. I laughed until I cried. I can still hear Student B's tone of voice in my head, "Woman! You are hard to communicate with!" He has no idea.

Paris is currently off track so I've been bringing her with me to school. She absolutely loves it! She loves pretending to be a teenager herself. She gives my students trouble. They love it. It's been an absolute delight having my two worlds collide. The only problem is that I haven't been able to leave work until bedtime all week! And last week! Every time I even suggest going home both of the girls whine, "No! No!" Fine, I'll stay at school, work on the newspaper. A first year teacher could sleep at school and still have too much to do, minus the sleep! My poor husband has hardly seen a glimpse of me. He got up early this morning and made the girls and I pancakes and eggs. My husband is so sweet. He loves us.

And one last crazy example in my life. Last week was homecoming week at my school. Lucky for me (sniff out my sarcasm), my good friend across the hall is the cheer adviser. Everyone knows that the cheerleaders are in charge of the pep rally for homecoming. What does she want to do? Have the faculty dance a drill team dance! Who is she going to beg to do it when not very many faculty members volunteer (big surprise). Me, right, by use of shameless guilt. So here I am dancing in the middle of the football field next to a dude in a wig to, "Can't touch This!" In front of the whole student body. And yes we did have a kick line. You'll notice I purposely didn't include pictures for this particular entry.

Yes I'm Livin' La Vida Loca! Who would have thought dancing to "Can't Touch This" would be part of the job description... EVER! Good times, good times.
Tell me I'm not the only one publicly humiliating myself. You do that too right?

Jeremy and Charity's Music Library